Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Very Punny
Q: If a crazy person is walking through the woods, which route do they take?
A: The Pyscopath!
Q: What kinda bees make milk?
A: Boo-Bees!
Q: Were did the kittens go on a class trip?
A: To the meow-seum.
If you know any more good BAD jokes, write it in the comment section :)
A: The Pyscopath!
Q: What kinda bees make milk?
A: Boo-Bees!
Q: Were did the kittens go on a class trip?
A: To the meow-seum.
If you know any more good BAD jokes, write it in the comment section :)
Oh Deer!
Injured Deer Runs Into Free Medical Care
Associated PressPublished: February 10, 2009
ROSSFORD, Ohio—A wounded deer found its way to free medical care in Ohio.It ran into a Toledo area pet supply store with a veterinary clinic inside and was patched up Saturday afternoon.After the manager of the PetSmart in Rossford noticed the female deer in bloody snow behind the building, the animal ran into an open door to the stockroom. Employees called police and summoned store veterinarian Agustin Cuesta.As clinic assistants held down the doe, Dr. Cuesta closed its hind leg wounds with dissolvable stitches. He says he couldn’t tell how the animal got hurt.The door was reopened to release the deer back into the wild.Store manager Trudi Urie cracked that it was a good thing the deer found the PetSmart - and not a store for hunters.
Associated PressPublished: February 10, 2009
ROSSFORD, Ohio—A wounded deer found its way to free medical care in Ohio.It ran into a Toledo area pet supply store with a veterinary clinic inside and was patched up Saturday afternoon.After the manager of the PetSmart in Rossford noticed the female deer in bloody snow behind the building, the animal ran into an open door to the stockroom. Employees called police and summoned store veterinarian Agustin Cuesta.As clinic assistants held down the doe, Dr. Cuesta closed its hind leg wounds with dissolvable stitches. He says he couldn’t tell how the animal got hurt.The door was reopened to release the deer back into the wild.Store manager Trudi Urie cracked that it was a good thing the deer found the PetSmart - and not a store for hunters.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Only in Tucson....
Super Bowl Porn Shocks TV Viewers in Tucson
A Comcast cable feed of the Super Bowl being viewed by fans in Tucson was interrupted by a 30-second pornographic clip featuring a woman unzipping a man's pants followed by a sexual act between the two.
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/1441917/super_bowl_porn_shocks_tv_viewers_in.html
A Comcast cable feed of the Super Bowl being viewed by fans in Tucson was interrupted by a 30-second pornographic clip featuring a woman unzipping a man's pants followed by a sexual act between the two.
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/1441917/super_bowl_porn_shocks_tv_viewers_in.html
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